Yea...

You could not *be* more wrong. That shirt is salmon, not orange.

They’re now going to buy the “real” version of the Necronomicon and be all like black magic on their asses. Cause they’re totally legit, super serious.

“When Keeping It Real Is Mildly Inappropriate”

Why the fuck do people cheat at games? If you’re cheating, YOU AREN’T PLAYING THE GAME. No achievements are your own, and you’re just a hollow, shriveled up, little peanut of a person, who no one will ever love, and you will die alone.

In golf I believe that’s called the dreaded Double Honkey.

Probably underage. Who think ANOUNMOOSE is at their becking call.

Wow. These people are frighteningly out of touch.

I must be a raging misogynist because I’m not sure what he said that merited a leave of absence.

“We have a bunch of talented, creative females, but they reach a certain point in their careers ...”

just keeping it real...isn’t that what you want in a president? Someone who tells it like it is!

something something white washing

I haven’t been able to get my rent check out because of *obstacles* so this volcano is having a better day than I am. Smug volcano. Life is grand!

I am absolutely astounded by the fact that this volcano somehow manipulated a camera, and was actually able to take a photo of itself. Truly we live in a world of miracles.

You were taking notes on your phone in a movie theater? You are not a bad mom, just a bad person.

In my day, the After School Satan Club was just called television.

Anybody else old enough to remember this? I know I had some of these.

“Now, somebody who a lot of people don’t give credit to but is in actuality very beautiful is Paris Hilton,” Trump told Stern. “I’ve known Paris Hilton from the time she’s 12, her parents are friends of mine, and the first time I saw her she walked into the room and I said, ‘Who the hell is that?’ At 12, I wasn’t…