Sometimes they don’t age at all.

nope. He looks too intense; as in that "see I'm trying to look intense" way. But really they fold like a little, bitty baby if their pot isn't delivered on time or Mom washed the wrong jeans.

I’m middle-aged, so he looks twelve to me. No thanks.

I read the headline and thought this story would be about a delusional kid who thought he was a fox. Ummm...my brain is a weird and wacky place sometimes.

why do folks act like rehoming a pet is like THE WORST most HEINOUS thing a human can do? Come off it, y’all act like folks are evil Hitlers. Shit happens and I’m sure it was fine. good grief.

OMG the fucking niiiiiiibs!!!!

Also artist. It scares the shit out of me. Especially with the ink nibs..

Hi, I’m an artist. This does not calm me. (Inking is the scariest part after putting in a lot of work on the drawing or sketch.)

It just says “all of them”. I will be at Red Rocks tomorrow, so sounds about right.

Guinness is not quite 8 calories an ounce and an imperial pint is just over 19 ounces so that’s about 150 calories each, give or take. But I like to have a Chocolate Milk* with brunch, and we won’t even go into the math on that one.

alternapallooza is still a thing?

As long as you don’t dance to it, Baylor will allow it.

I refuse to check because I know it’s bad. I love liqueurs. And milk/cream. Kahula, baileys, and milk? Heck yeah. Maybe add some caramel vodka? Please. Have 3 of those because the alcohol content is crappy? Of course.

I don’t need a calculator to tell me that information, it’s my birthday weekend so... LOTS!

Oh what the shit! I thought I was saving calories by moving to screwdrivers vs light beer :’( Can we ferment water yet?

I crashed the server. That can’t be good.

That’s what I laugh about. Have these fuckers ever heard Donald Trump speak? Or listened to recordings of some of our previous presidents? JFK sounded like he swallowed the city of Boston and a silver spoon. And Lincoln allegedly had an awful speaking voice.

But....superhuman orgy!

As I read this, I’m reminded of when people actually cheered that Chicago lost their Olympics bid because they hated Obama so much. I wonder if they still feel the same now.