In fact, he already has:

Agreed- no chance. The narrative as it played out signals to Prescott and his agent that if you push hard enough and hold out, the current administration will cave. Any slight advantage to keeping Elliot in a glass case during training camp is WAY outweighed by the chaos it’s going to cause if Dak chooses to hold out…

Just kind of bizarre to me. You look around the league, you see James Connor and Damien Williams become stars when the starters disappear, you see the smartest GM in the league never spending money on RB’s, you see CJ Anderson step in off the street and play fine, and then you decide to give your running back all…

It’s a concern, but at some point maybe you just say running backs probably aren’t that valuable, or if they are, then three years of a prime back is worth it? No one complains that punters aren’t worth a 1st round pick...

In the midwest they park in the diagonally hatched area because it’s between the handicapped spots and therefore they know they aren’t in a handicapped spot - screwing the wheel-chair lift van operators.

A television series about a pair of resentful baby boomers literally slaughtering millennials? Chris Morris could probably make something insightful from that premise. Howard Gordon, though? The writer of conservative torture porn like “24" and “Homeland”? I doubt it.

Get your gas at Costco. They don’t even have a bucket to wash your windows with to help keep the line going.

We dont have this problem in the midwest.  Sorry for your bad luck.

“Well, this very classy goal in the Bundesliga is one thing, but I just don’t think we can ignore the importance of Jozy’s hold-up play.”-a weirdly large segment of American soccer media and probably the USMNT coaching staff.

I thought this behavior would have stopped after Green Book won Best Picture.

+1 shocked Mike Myers

+1 Wilde stuff, man

Does Deadspin not have experience with TomatoFace? Within the first three posts, I knew that it was yet one more fucking TomatoFace alt. His M.O should be known across all of the GMG sites by now, given that his only reason for getting up in the morning is the multiple hours he will spend doing the same old tired shit…

That you probably read too much Haruki Murakami

Yeah, chips and salsa sounds like complete bullshit.

Kaepernick playing behind that line on that team would just validate all of the mouth breathers who said he wasn’t getting signed because he was bad. I would rather not watch him get demolished and then benched in week 7 while the wet president tweets about it.

While the poor and the middle class have a higher tax ~burden~ then the rich, they in no way shape or form actually pay more taxes. Also, this money is coming from property tax which is a whole different ball game. That being said, we do not live in a society where the amount of tax you pay has any bearing on your…

The reason Hope Solo never tried out for the NFL is probably due to the elevated injury risk.

I want to live in the world where Carli Lloyd, in uniform, takes a knee during the anthem of a Colts-Falcons game, and a stadium full of 60,000 NFL fans suffer simultaneous brain aneurysms.

They had a few teams in the late 70's and early 80's that were loaded and then in the playoffs something crazy would happen or they would just play like shit one week or they would have to play the AFC championship in minus 20 degrees ......