First the Clippers, then the Chargers, what next.....the Gulls ? 

Same as Barsanti, I recognize him as JJ O’Malaman, Kid Detective. The next clue is at the White House!

This is as good an excuse as any to post an all-time classic Comedy Bang Bang bit, the phone call to China.

Why, he’s that kooky wacky zany make-em-ups fella! With the Ben Schwartz! Oh, they’re such characters! See what I did there? Characters?! Like an improv character?! So crazy! I just made that up right off the top of my head! Who knows what I’ll do next! Sit in a chair and pretend to be driving a car?! Who knows!

Thomas Pynchon looked at that name and said “eh, too far.”

During the stoppage, Mokhtari asked the Nancy players to instruct the fans to stop.

730 pacific time was a mercy. It’s was like 85 degrees at kickoff. I was at the Dodgers vs Yanks game dying. It’s almost as though our climate is changing somehow.

To my understanding, he didn’t say those specific people deserved to die, just that America, after relentlessly attacking other countries & peoples around the world, eventually deserved to get some of its own medicine.

I’m fine with bigger players coming in. I just wish that didn’t seem to correspond with making it so much harder to find the little guys. I enjoy the bigger shows that are widely relatable, but I also want the niche folk in their basement recording for fun.

It is. And it’s misattributed...to “one of those chicks in ‘Hidden Figures.’”

The point is that white men always get promoted over everyone else even if they’re already ridiculously exposed

We will not overcome our transition from them. The deathbell is rung. The Boomers failed to fund the social security & pension systems at the Federal, State, and Local levels. It’s been too long, and it’s too late, and the bill is too big.

I think that’s a lot closer to happening than Harris as veep. First, she’s actually going to win delegates, maybe not a lot, but if it goes to convention she can actually force something. Second, Biden is the only candidate she’s straight-up attacked. With the others she initially agrees with them and then the next…

Signed with smugness,

Pretty sure they just lifted the team names from Atari’s Cyberball.

HE HATE TEAMS

he was right to edit you

I played church league right out of college with an established team that some guys had probably been on for 30+ years.

And I bet that old asshole pitches a 12-foot-high rainbow with backspin. Damn those old assholes, with their decades of experience and training and being better than me at softball. Assholes.

I play co-ed rec league softball, but it’s typically kids in their 20s, 30s, and 40s. For the first time last night we faced a batter in his 60s, and we could not for the life of us get that old fucker out. He probably looked out at the field and thought Imma splash these whippersnapper motherfuckers, because he put…