Alexi Lalas stuck in an impossible-to-defend position? what are the fucking odds

Counterpoint to him: The fact that just about every MLS stadium supporters section features a rainbow flag is cool as hell and nobody seems to have a problem with it. And yes, that’s still a political symbol.

Well if that’s not proof that QBR is an extremely important and useful statistic, I don’t know what is. 

Hemingway wasn’t poor. His wife was rich, and supported him, which is why he never has a job in the book. A fact which the book conveniently never mentions. And he’s a total asshole about Fitzgerald in the book, which is not cool, since Fitzgerald was his friend, and spent a ton of effort trying to get Hemingway…

Plantation ownership ain’t what it used to be.  

we get it already - you’re sad that your penis is so small but stop with the killing the bulls, for christ’s sake!

Fuck boomers, they’re singlehandedly responsible for the mass exodus of “Made in America” and then in their senile, milkshake and bagel dementia turn around and cry about how manufacturing left the US. Fucking cancers. The faster boomers die the better. Fuck those shitstains

I’m pretty sure that the “Us and Them” is a Pink Floyd reference, because there's no way it isn't.

Best superhero show on TV. Certainly better than the CW garbage.

“Move the fuck on No Body Gives A fuck about You Or your problems”

Why does ARod have a rental car and why is he parking two blocks from the stadium?  Isn’t part of being rich that you don’t have to jack around with Avis and parking lots?

If you’re going to use spinach and you don’t jam a slice of Mozz in there you aren’t thinking this through to it’s logical conclusion.

Another question is what kind of lettuce you should use. The correct answer is spinach.

Insurance fArod

Is ESPN that hard up that A-Rod needs a rental and won’t reimburse him for decent parking? 

I really want to believe that he’s never been off his rocker before, and that this is just what a single offseason with the Raiders does to a person.

If we were seeing any indication that god existed I’d say from your lips to his ears.

Yeah, wishing that Trump has a heart attack or a stroke doesn’t exactly warrant a secret service visit but if they are stopping by, can you bring a pizza with you ?

Not a chance. The man has neither spine nor brain. It’s KFC gravy.

I have a 2008 Mac Pro 8 core under my desk that is our departmental media server. Dropped an SSD onto a PCIe 2.0 carrier and have four 16TB 7200RPM drives backing up nightly to an external 32TB time machine. We also use it for encoding video so we don’t tie up our individual workstations with hours of rendering. It’s…