While MLB has a standalone app for Roku, the biggest problem I have with the service is the lack of local broadcasts. I live in Los Angeles, so neither the Angels nor the Dodgers are available to me on MLB.TV (although to be fair, almost nobody gets the Dodgers because of their effed-up TV deal). I feel really bad for…

This is sort of the point of ala carte, though.

I will have to investigate. Cord cutting is new to me, I’m a holdout. I’m embarrassed to say what my cable bill recently grew to. 

As I said, local sports is the issue for me. My two favorite teams play hockey and baseball, so ESPN isn’t a solution for them. 

I go the NFL in London when I can, last year the largest man I have ever seen (like width wise) wearing an Eagles jacket with a blue lives matter badge yelled at everyone in our section for not taking our hats off for the US anthem. Like bro, it isn’t even our song. No one too our hats off for our anthem either,…

straight porn only, watching with my buds, no “gay stuff”

I sleep 8 hours a night, spend time with my wife, don’t answer e-mails off hours and I’ve NEVER been fired by the Dolphins.
Check and mate, shitbrains.

So, Ross:

Seems like a typical right wing closet case.

Needlessly using $5 words is how one becomes a high-falutin’ conservative intellectual. That and dutifully repeating the same tired old propaganda to preserve the status quo from the growing hordes of liberals and brown people, of course.

Ross Douthat is out here continually batting frenzied polyamorists away from his dick

He may have misunderstood what people were talking about when they said they were dealing with 30-50 feral hogs.

Fun fact! Aaron Copland was a gay Communist.

Truth. Preceding a movie at the drive-in this summer, a waving flag was projected onto the screen whilst the anthem was played. I kept my butt down for that one. The ownership could’ve at least ponied up for a for-real flagpole on the premises. 

Crap. I’m going to end up in jail for saying it to the tune of Old Macdonald and ending with a woof woof, here and a woof woof there. 

The National Anthem is bad, but even worse is the post-9/11 tradition of treating God Bless America like a sacred hymn. It’s a terrible song, and I don’t want to spend the 7th inning stretch pretending it’s National Anthem just because half this country wants to fuck the Betsy Ross flag

Obviously we have to recite the anthem and pledge of allegiance from memory to prove that we’re not Russian secret agents.

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison

“Nobody should tell your story but you, and it’s kind of gross if they do... and you should make all the goddamn money.”

Someone needs to do the McMartin Preschool debacle as one of these anthology or limited series treatments.