You absolutely should not. Free up resources for the next generation.

This movie would have been far more interesting had it involved Thomas Hobbes and George Bernard Shaw traveling through time, Bill and Ted style.

To be honest, I’m still looking forward to “the future” when I can do whatever it was I thought I was going to do. It’s easy to hung up on fulfilling your family responsibilities, if you have them.

Tangy pancakes are good! Buttermilk pancakes are loved for a reason! Acid is good!

Well, you yourself nailed a good reason downthread: the day you are born, you are filled to the brim with fucks—I’m tired, I’m hungry, I’ve shat myself... but fucks, it turns out, are finite, and as you age, you’ll find you have fewer and fewer to give. It’s liberating.

It’s really amazing how far this film, which was so lauded back in the day, has fallen. Even before the Spacey ugliness, there was a significant downgrade that is almost equal to Garden State. Is it the emo floating bag that did it in? Outside of Annette Bening, no one from this movie really made it out, either. Wes…

But I ended up dating a plastic bag for 3 years because of that movie!

Anyone who would interpret Fight Club as a sincere glorification of male violence is too thick to merit consideration.

Cruise should have won the Oscar for Magnolia. Everyone agrees

It’s always tough to tell, with the anonymity the internet provides, but I’m starting to suspect that Elisabeth Maria and Elisabeth Maria are the same person.

Holy shit! Talk about life imitating art, imitating life, in an never ending spiral of aw hell nah. 

More than that, there seems to be intentional and willful overreaction in taking satire at face value.

I mean, I appreciate the good work the New York Times does but I think you’d have to be a Tracy Flick to get on staff there.

It’s a quintessential black comedy.  By definition, it has no heroes.  

Anyone who thinks there was a hero in Election, particularly Traci Flick, doesn’t understand Election, or, in fact, flim.

I thought everyone in Election was a villain?

Tracy’s “relentless drive and obnoxious self-confidence” were objectively gross.

As a parent of a couple of teenagers, I can just about guarantee that LeBron’s kid was NOT cool with this. “Stop it, Dad. You’re embarrassing me!”

It's not just for college, it just has to be for education. And I'm fairly sure that it doesn't even have to be for that person. Could be wrong, this all off the top of my head.

How could a cell phone have solved Kramer being kept awake by a giant neon chicken atop a Kenny Rogers’ Roasters?

My kids, 20 and 15, watched the show when I was binging it recently. They found it amusing, but thought the characters and situations were too unbelievable. Part of that was because they don’t know how different New York life is, part of it is because they don’t know how different the 1990's were, and part of it is…