Seinfeld is timeless. We still watch it all the time. Before Hulu, we had purchased every season on DVD as they came out.

The Veep finale was flawless. One of the best send offs for a show I’ve seen in a long time or ever, and the fact that Selina more or less just gave up whatever shred of decency she might have had left in her to get the presidency felt just so, so right for the show, including the final betrayal of Gary, which remains…

I’m glad 3rd graders kill your boners. You’ve got that going for you, at least.

I agree this is a dumb take on him, but as a single issue candidate he’s probably just gunning for an appointed position, maybe head of the EPA or Interior Sec. And we need people who are focused on the environment in said positions, because fuckers like Pruitt are legit just trying to make a few bucks before they and…

If we follow Inslee's plan, we can make sure his hotness doesn't increase by 1 degree Celsius by 2030.

If recent matches are any indication, they have already started.

When someone is nice to you in Philadelphia that’s when you know something has gone horribly wrong. 

Is Patricia really upset about the slouching or is there a subtext where he just found out the reporter asked out Olive Oyl?

I think you and “Getting hit by a car” are the most glaring omissions.

How the fuck am I not on this list

Paul Pasqualoni looks just like Heaven’s Gate leader Marshall Applewhite but without the charisma. Matt Patricia looks like a composite of every single Barstool reader or a sloppy high school lacrosse coach (not mutually exclusive, I know).

like when you try to give your cousin grief over video games to make him feel normal while he slowly dies of leukemia

Really? Mine is about a company that ships meals to me, but I still have to mix it together and also cook it.

Hard disagree on Buttigieg. The guy just continues to prove that he’s an empty suit, waiting to parrot whatever think tank talking points are delivered wirelessly to his CPU. 

LOL.  WTF is VRV?

For 15 minutes.

It’s a verse from the Talking Heads song “Little Creatures.”

♫ If they decide to, they’ll make little creatures ♫ 

Cornhole is where I draw the line (Mal Pugh agrees). And I get into darts and snooker when I can find them! There’s something about it being a drunken tailgate game. What’s next? Competitive flip cup?

This is such a good and thorough comment so I really have nothing to add, except that I totally watched pickleball on CBS Sports. I love odd sports like that (it’s pretty fun to play, too).