You might mistake me with Mike “This Is The Worst Thing in The History of Organized Sports” Greenberg.

“Oh, nobody’s bigger than the team, and he’s being selfish, he needs to look out for the team.” Fuck that. The team doesn’t look out for you. When the team is ready to move on, or they think you make too much money, or you’re not giving them what they need, they cut you or trade you like that. They’re not loyal to you.

I don’t think he says that all. If anything it was “caveat emptor” and realize that superstars often have to be treated differently.

Oh, shit. Coaching and team management matter in the NFL?

You have a problem. Sincerely. Step away and take a breath. It was a fun review about a snack food.

It reads like a positive review. It’s a review. That is positive.

I want leaders who tell simple blame stories.

You’ll browse to anything by De-pech-eh Mode.

I’m glad to meet your desires.

There he is! I retract my other statement and regret not reading further before posting.

But the gays are sharing their “beliefs.” And, obviously, it’s an attack on his belief. Because he soooooo strongly believes it.

Well, neither Strunk nor White are writing in, that’s for sure.

You have your browser set to “Creamy Mode,” the opposite of “Dark Mode.”

Terry Reardon

While they’re right to include Payton on their “Mt. Rushmore” (that won’t get annoying immediately... I guess they just don’t have a Sunday night game at Jacksonville...), it’s interesting that Sweetness was the only one of the group that was from a time that had color television.

Correction: Poorly-played low-scoring games are boring.

I appreciate NFL 100 starting the season with a game between two of the original franchises that ended with a score suited for a game between the actual dug-up corpses of those original franchises.

You mean first and 40 is not an ideal situation for an offense?

Oh, so now the internet’s a place for nit-picking?

This was long ago and I haven’t seen them since. I hope they learned their lesson. The Pumpkin Pie ones are in full effect right now, though. So there’s that...