God. Dammit.

Marty, you can’t use Biff’s sports almanac like that. It’s going to cause a warp in the time-space continuum.

I’ve never seen the attraction of willfully receiving something intravenously.

Is it possible that Twitter has lied to me? How can this be?

She knows only that she is a cog in the eternal machine of the universe. No more. No less.

Id. Football is America’s id come to life.

I think we’re underestimating just how much fun it is to laugh at the Oak— er, Soon-to-Be Las Vegas Raiders. Ironically, the SBLV Raiders will actually be nowhere near Super Bowl 55 due to the fact that they are, chronically, The Raiders.

Not even if he loses it.

Probably getting more press about it from MLS’s overreaction than it would’ve received left alone. So... mission accomplished?

With the exception that it ISN’T a completely valid consideration.

“We, fans of soccer teams, are successors to 1930s Nazi resistance” = overboard

The judgment of “we shouldn’t tell people what’s the appropriate way to protest?”

“which is several motherfucking astronomical units away”

You’re right. They shouldn’t take any kind of stand until there’s a gun at their head.

The issue here isn’t the fact that MLS feels that people with opposing views would be offended by these banners. It’s that the people with opposing views aren’t interested in soccer and MLS is desperate to get the alt-Right more interested in soccer.

You give the league too much credit. They are, at best, Sgt. Schultz.

Dude’s basically giving up Iowa... in August. What a winner!

I’ll rep for Sporting’s existence. I’ve become a big Sporting fan since moving to the Midwest. And based on the times I’ve been to each, I’d go to Mercy Park with my kids a thousand times over Arrowhead. The Mad Max vibe of NFL stadiums is made even less appealing by my kids’ total and abject disinterest in football (v…

Though I’d argue that in the New England/NYC areas, there’s an awareness and a willingness to actively be rude. I just think Midwesterners are often in their own world (not that they aren’t capable of similar behavior... they are, they just hide it behind a smile).

Having lived in both areas, it’s not that Midwesterners are rude, it’s that they’re self-centered and clueless.