I thought of you but I couldn't remember your username! I was gonna give you a shout out. I think I'm done. Especially because I have Dave, the Better Franco, to get me through this hard time.

The cat upon whom my screen name is based (yes, I'm a nerd and named my cat Curie) is so fluffy that she has tufts of fur coming out from between her toes, and thus tracks everything everywhere (litter, dust, spilled flour).
Still wouldn't give up her mess for the world :)

Ah yes, but does his hair weave itself into the textile of every one of his owner's clothing and furniture (like a flexible quill) so that no matter how hard they vacuum, dust, or use a lint roller, all their things are heavily peppered with their cat's fur?

Oh my god. Do you all think Liam's been trying to break up with Miley this whole time and, much like her parents, he can't get away because she threatens to spill all his dirty laundry to the tabloids? Oh my god.

I actually very much agree that treating younger women or younger men as trophies is always wrong and that we should not encourage that in our society. I only have an issue when someone make a blanket judgement with zero facts which is what this whole Bradley Cooper is cute in the park with his girlfriend situation…

The kidnapping of Hannah Anderson has taught me that idiots at large are dismissive of pedophilia when it involves adolescent young women. That and a lot of people have mis-read, or more likely, not read Lolita. As for what Bradley Cooper is thinking, who knows. But paging through Lolita with your head nestled in…

I really want to know what message Bradley Cooper is trying to send us all with this shit. He knows people are going to take photos of him so he goes into a public park with a girl who looks like she's barely 12 and starts reading Lolita in full view of photographers. That is some sick and twisted shit Coop.

Haha, no, I don't think you're some outrageous Anti-Franco Extremist! I just don't know enough about his homosexual appropriation to have an opinion and I definitely didn't read the book, so I am reserving judgment. BUT when Jezebel inevitably reviews the book, I will think of you...and you may say "I told you so."…

Right now I am relating everything to Game of Thrones because I'm at home recovering from an operation and have finally gotten around to watching to show...

Ah, yes, the "revolutionary" feminism of calling women you think are getting too uppity "stupid bints".

You have to admit it is a weird dichotomy though, if you are ok with your body then why do you need validation from strangers online?

I'm leaning toward the Razer side of it. This quote is a little harsh but I agree with the gist:

Does posting a makeup-free picture online aid in "real" empowerment?

Really. So the first guy is incredulous that an ugly guy can score girls and wonders what his angle is. And the second guy refers to women as "crazy beautiful hoes" and displays pics of them much like a prized baseball card collection. So basically, two unlikeable douches are having a cat fight on the internet.…

And now it appears to be back up! Honestly, I try not to talk horrendous shit on a little shallow blogging, but Jesus, what magical lesbian Sarah Lawrence unicorn farm did they grow up on that "meatheads are frequently douchebags" is in any way remarkable?

Next up on Jezebel: Jenny tweeted that Eric was fucking gay but Eric says that Jenny's a whore who gave David head during the homecoming game

I have the same question! Lady purses don't have the structure I want usually.

Backpacks and suits are very lame. It looks like a disaster area, the shoulders get wrinkled, you lose a lot of the structure, and most of all you don't look like an adult. If you have a job that requires a suit, you have a job that requires you carry something not made for mountaineering or college students.

They never stopped being a "thing". Every luxury design house makes one or more version of them and has for the pas 3 years at least. It trickled down to Zara and H&M ages ago.

Here is how it should be done: