Woot, shout-out!

Hey, didn't you and I talk about James Franco the other day? You see now, he's a horrible person, yeah? (Not doing "told you so dance!" Just excited that I may have been proved right so expediently!)

Meow's awesome, but whenever we talk Internet-famous cats I HAVE to mention the Baby Bug. She loves staring lovingly at walls, chewing on things she shouldn't, her foster brothers and sisters (faux-begrudingly), and being the cutest little thing ever. I luffs her.

Really? Where did I call him a pedophile? I'll help you out here: I didn't, I wouldn't, and if you would calm down for five minutes you'd realize it was someone else entirely who said that.

Are you really interested in engaging me in a discussion, or are you just being a dick? Your comment history seems pretty hostile.

I respect your relationship, honestly, but you might feel a bit differently about what is "ageist" when you're a 40-year-old woman and all the men your age are dating women in their 20s (well, not YOU specifically, because it sounds like you've got a solid relationship you'll still be in 15 years from now). I don't…

Is Lolita a classic of literature? Of course. Have I seen about a million people over the years carrying it around as an accessory? Yes.

I don't even understand why dickheads like this seek human companionship. Just get a RealDoll, you freak. Also, I wish you a lifetime of misery and loneliness.

I will be there with bells on, tinsel around my neck, doing the Grace Adler's mom "Told You So" dance. (Not really, I take no pleasure in being right about a popular actor being a creep and a woman-hater.)

It's cool. I mean, I'm all "James Franco is a frothing misogynist in this book that hasn't been published yet!! You have to believe me!" But he is! I can't say too much, but I honestly have never been more disturbed by a book in my life. And I love to be disturbed! Hubert Selby, Burroughs, 120 Days of Sodom, bring it!…

A dear friend of mine, who is gay, calls Franco a closet case, but I really don't think so, having read his book. The overarching theme I got from it was "frat boy, 3.0." It's clear that Franco finds gay male sex very edgy and dangerous, and loves to hint that he might be gay or at least engaging in rough sex, rape…

Why would I drag you through the mud?

No, it's cool (your question). I though he was harmless too, until I read his (absolutely terrible and pretentious) book. I think it's fine for a straight guy to take an interest in gay culture, play gay men in acting roles, but he borders on fetishising, especially when it comes to the sexual aspects of gay men's…

He spends an entire chapter of his new book calling out the people who dared to take photos of him sleeping in class. Defensive much? You fucking fell asleep, douchebag — own it, laugh at it.

He's not harmless though. He's a serious misogynist and co-opts only the perviest aspects of gay male culture in a sad attempt to be edgy — it would be one thing if he were gay, but he's not, and I wish more people would call him out on his co-optation. He is a creep on the level of Terry Richardson, and he is about…

I had the misfortune to read Actors Anonymous already. This guy is an epically untalented asshole. I do not even understand what is happening in culture right now that we accept these terrible people as artists to be taken seriously, and not grifter douchbags.

Does posting a makeup-free picture online aid in "real" empowerment?

I mean ... doesn't shit like this play out across a hundred different forums (fora?) dozens of times every day? Is this at all newsworthy? Ignore it and go on with your day.

YES! Now that is the kind of murse I am looking for.

I'm a daily giant-bag carrier and I LOVE murses, even though I'm a girl. They're generally more structured, serious-looking, and bigger, and the colors — black, midnight blue, chocolate brown, deep gray — are always better than what I find in women's bags.