Sorry, if I want to get "empowered" with my friends I'd rather we train for a 5k race or join a quilting club or stick hot pokers in our eyes.

Any chance the next hottest trend can be punching Matt Lauer in the face?

I'm surprised it took this long for somebody to sue Gaga.

"Contrary to media reports" . . . and Ms. Deen's own words as recorded in the deposition? Yeah, you really can't salvage this one.

"Accused?" Are we so afraid to label people as rapists that we won't do it even after they've been convicted?

I've been saying for years that Paula Deen is a vile cretin, her soul being even worse than her awful food. Now we have confirmation.

Yes! I feel like that was a sit com easy laugh that people thought was a real, romantic thing. I weep for humanity.

Why does Jezebel allow this nonsense on here? How is this clever or funny? How is this informative, or interesting? Lindy West seems to think this website is her own personal blog where she can just post whatever ridiculousness that pops into her head. She takes a story, and tries to find the fastest way to make it…

My favorite part of every new Lindy post is that it is about her first.

Sorry. That's bullshit. Would he say it in my face? No. Then, he knows he is doing wrong. Don't condone or apologize for it.

I imagine that like I, you considered that one is indeed more click-baity than the other. Disappointing times, these are.

That is all.

This is some seriously impressive bitchface going on right here.

"read this interview with Lena Dunham..."

Thank you for this. I no longer subscribe to Vogue, and I resent the intrusion of trashy celebrity culture into high fashion. I have always, since I was a little girl, loved fashion as art, not clothing, and I much prefer seeing professional models, who are working to show me the fashion, on Vogue's cover.

The world will end when Kim K is on the cover.

I totally agree. I subscribe to Vogue, and I'm waiting for the day when models return to the covers (on a regular basis). I read the fashion magazine for the fashion — not to see an awful picture of Carey Mulligan on the cover (an actress I couldn't ID if she was sitting across from me in my office wearing a flapper…

Ugh. Lady, nobody cares that you curse like a drunken sailor in a brothel on 2-for-1 night. But if you rock the "Shut the fuck up!" at your kid, the way I've heard waaaay too many mothers and fathers do, I'm gonna side-eye the fuck out of you.

Perhaps the best thing about this post is the comments from people ostensibly bashing the site, but only after casually mentioning that they qualified. :)

It sucks that the vegans in your life are always preaching at you - I guess at least it means your passionate about something I guess?