Oh so we can look forward to even more self-serving apologies from white guys who should know better? Greaaat.

I guess I'm just not getting the sincerity from his apology that you and others are. Just to be clear, I don't actually want Roberts to say "Sorry for being a douche!" Maybe just something a little more humble and straightforward, and less talky and over-the-top. He's smart enough to know what to say for forgiveness,…

Do thoughtful, progressive, feminist men really need to be told that "social-climbing mercenary hobag" is douchey ... oh, I'm sorry — problematic? And then once told, must Mr. Thoughtful issue an equally douchey, self-impressed apology?

Now that is some poetry, man.

What could I learn? Asking honestly.

And the levels of impressed-with-himself that leak through also take the apology down several notches. You can tell he really thinks "WLDPS" is super-clever.

These long-winded sociological-mumbo-jumbo-laced apologies annoy me just as much as the insults that inspire them. Just say you're sorry for being a douche and spare me the thesis.

This wouldn't seem so obnoxious if you simply hadn't called presents "stupid" in the headline. Even if cash is preferable, and I can certainly see how it is, being a dick about any gift makes you seem like a colossal entitled brat.

Ah, but you smartly point out another nonsensical issue contained in the famous statement: that "big" butts are bad.

Sorry if I wasn't clear. For years, every single time an article on women and aging has appeared here, a chorus of people trot out, as if it is some sort of gospel truth, the old Denueve chestnut: "A woman of a certain age must choose between her [ass] or her face," aka you can have a full, pretty face or a small…

As I lost the fullness in my face, I got in these great cheekbones.

Don't blame Mercury retrograde for this bullshit, please. And I'm a Gemini who detests MercRetro. I don't think what may not have happened is even in any way the jurisdiction of my fair planet being backwards. It also ended July 20.

I like a little scruff, but I find these giant lumberjack beards really off-putting. And I'm tired of the beards are so hotttttt meme as well. Maybe more than the actual beards.

You go Tina Turner!!

This discussion isn't really new, just dumbed down by The Daily Beast. It was a lot more, um, joyful? back when I read Her Blood Is Gold by Lara Owen back in grad school.

Jenny needs to do something before she gets Paula Deen'd

Prediction: McCarthy is no longer on the crazy conspiracy train and will be using The View as a platform to apologize (hopefully) and rehabilitate her image.

I am so happy to hear this. People from like, Bergen County, call everything "South Jersey," but it's not. I try to defend the state in general (even though I left it permanently years ago), but do not tell me I am from South Jersey. I am from CENTRAL! And it's way better. (Sorry, Kelly Ripa.)

Even Bon Jovi???

I actually thought it was quite sassy of this Leo to try blaming stuff on Merc Retro days ahead of it, believing no one would be the wiser (and no one was, until I, ever the annoying Gemini, was like HAY! It starts Wednesday!!)