1) Susan Miller is the worst. I'll spare you all my complaints about her awful columns. Better astrologers: Penny Thornton, Anne MacNaughtan, Jonathan Cainer.

If it's SOOOOO very, very, very distressing to hear what "young people" are "calling each other" in your kitchens, Paula, as the boss of said kitchens you could, I don't know, ask the young people to stop using that language?? Stop being such an excuse machine.

After seeing Paula Deen's gross display of tears and victim-playing and defiance on TODAY, I'd say it's a little too late for any damage control.

I get the feeling that a lot of Bieber's awful behavior is because he does see what's coming, or he feels his irrelevancy encroaching on some level (even if he is unable to articulate it), so he is acting out. It's like a form of delusion, because facing facts — straightening himself out and making better plans for an…

From the Bruni piece:

I think that look is also partially about the creepy, super-blue contacts. Paris Hilton, another n-word loving white lady, has the same look. Just one more racist white lady in super-blue contacts and we have a trend here!

Yeah, saw this on GMA as well. Not convinced anyone except for a few groups of random dinkuses actually does this. I mean, on the beach with your friends, take a cute-sexy group shot? Sure, why not. Assemble a bunch of your girlfriends together to formally go to a "boudoir photography studio"? Turn off the Real…

In theory, I don't disagree with what you are saying (and I realize it's a verrry unpopular opinion to have here at Jezebel). But Ms. Williams didn't say what you are putting forth here.

Good lord. How I wish the art of shutting up (or, failing that, the art of decent apology-making) were not lost. Not every situation — no matter how publicized or notorious or controversial — requires a public opinion.

Exactly. It's been done all over TV, so it must be a good idea? Please. How many people have choked on a ring (or spent a half hour scrubbing pancake goo out of their pave) because of this foolishness? And what is so wrong about simply handing someone a little velvet ring box? For god's sake. Stop putting rings in…

Presenting a gift of jewelry on top of, buried in, or generally with food makes me sad.

This is an odd collection. Half of these people look like they're going to a garden party, and the other half look like they're going to someone's basement to smoke weed and drink from a keg. And please, no one invite Jennifer Morrison to either.

I know that, but this particular Model Alliance story is rather significant. Legislation was introduced and passed, unanimously no less. It stands to change the entire modeling industry.

I'm kind of surprised the column leads today with Gisele and not the Model Alliance legislation. I mean, good for Gisele and all, but the other story is actually newsworthy (not a dis, I deeply appreciate Rag Trade because it's one of the few serious sections left at this site and always well written).

Well, I thought your original comment was hilarious, because when I first saw this picture, I imagined the young lady thinking, "Thanks a lot, Rocha, you goddamn goody-goody, now I'll have to be eighteen before I can ditch my parents and my lame hometown."

I stopped subscribing to Vogue, too! Although I admit I still buy it sometimes ... I bought the Gwen Stefani cover, but Gwen is a legit fashion person (and it was laundromat Saturday). And I "borrowed" the Mrs. Obama one from work. But otherwise ... bleh.

That graphic is giving me C+C Music Factory realness. Things that make you go hmm!

I don't think that day will ever come, sadly. I've been complaining about this at least since the Spice Girls were on the cover in 1998 (shudder-inducing). I thought it was the worst thing ever; then, Britney Spears was on the cover. Twice.

[T]here was a time, not so long ago, when having a non-model on the cover of Vogue was considered blasphemous. Thank god Anna Wintour changed all that.

Donna Karan, holy schnikies, do you look amazing! The woman is 64, btw.