I don't have kids, so grain of salt and all that. But when my dad cursed, it was scary. My mom didn't really curse — maybe if she dropped something on her toe, for instance, and that would never bother me — but my dad cursed all the time, and it was angry and unpleasant. Plus he would occasionally curse AT me (I will…

I like Miss Jackson (although I'm Team Janet all the way and think this youngin should back away from the social media), but that is some terrible makeup. Why am I to take makeup lessons from a 15 year old? That smoky eye is not good.

THANK YOU

It may be obvious to you, but it's not obvious to me, and the fact remains: you cannot possibly know for certain what she does unless you are her (ex?) waxing aesthetician. She seems like a lovely person, but plenty of people make statements about things they find problematic but don't actually stop doing whatever the…

First of all, there's no need to be snooty.

Wait. So does she wax or not? She says "I do get waxed" — not did, but present tense — right before she starts babbling about epiphanies and adult vaginas. It's not really an epiphany if one doesn't change anything after the moment of enlightenment.

I find it really annoying when currently fat people dismiss the opinions of formerly fat people.

Ah, but Bub has already had her movie star moment!

I'll buy the popcorn for that!

I love Grumpy Cat (I refuse to call such a precious girl "Tard"). She is beautiful and sweet-hearted, despite the fact that her parents drag her everywhere from morning talk shows to SXSW in an effort to wring as much money as possible from this little munchkin. It makes me ill. Take all the photos you want, sell all…

Mara Wilson is a delight, full stop.

He's 28! He ain't the publisher of anything serious. Most of the smaller university presses have their pre-production handled by bigger publishers anyway. He's probably some sort of editorial assistant at a ~inspirational~ publisher, or a publisher of novelty calendars or graduation ceremony brochures (what? it's a…

RE: Zack K, what the hell kind of book publisher lives in Pomona? The kind who publishes bibles? BTW, his favorite book according to his ABC profile is Atlas Shrugged.

Aside from the fact that you took this seriously, your Vanity Fair link goes back to the Jezebel piece on Obama's prom. Jesus, people, get your shit together.

I make smoothies every single day using nothing but fruit, greens (spinach mostly, sometimes kale), and water. Sometimes I add protein powder. I hear you on eating whole fruits/vegetables — which I do, I'm a total nut for fresh produce — but I don't have time most mornings to sit down and eat a banana AND a grapefruit…

Ross Franklin is not the founder of Liquiteria. The aptly named (and much-missed) Doug Green is. Franklin is the current director of operations. DUH, Daily News (seriously, if you write about the beloved Liquiteria, you should know this).

Oh, I know these women exist. I myself fall into the second group, the "women who don't concern themselves with the rules of female bonding" (I gave some concern long long ago, but found the rules impossible and myself hapless to navigate them and feeling profoundly depressed, I finally stopped giving a fuck).

We couldn't like confused or damaged women who seemed to want to form their alliances with men first, and us second. Or we couldn't like women who didn't concern themselves with the rules of female bonding at all, who chose instead to pursue their own kicks, their own adventures, sometimes at great risk to themselves.…

I'd rather be a slut than an unrepentant drunk driver.

Jon Bon Jovi makes New Jersey proud — he was a champ during Hurricane Sandy, he does a tremendous amount of community work through his Red Bank pay-what-you-can restaurant, and he has fantastic hair (and a cute butt). Now he is righteously calling Bieber an asshole? I was always more of a Tico Torres girl, but I think…