With all of the recent news about sexual assault and sexual harassment by rich and powerful men, I actually have to admit a sense of relief in regards to hearing about this dick measuring contest.

He really sounds like my older child. Whatever the younger one wants, he’s agin it, loudly.

I can’t really feel bad for him. I mean, every team has players who want to play very badly and suck. Why should he be any different? At least those other guys try hard and suck. He sucks and is lazy about it.

If Jahlil were a guy that even pretended that he wanted to play basketball, I guess I could scrounge up a tear for him. But, just as you’ve written players look at organizations, teams look at players and this is the dude that stars in an incredibly ridiculous, but now famous video in which he didn’t bother to play…

Colangelo is butt, but I’ll disagree with you elsewhere. Sixers needed a PG no matter what pick they held because they were top-heavy with Embiid/Saric/Simmons, and Fultz was the top PG and a tier above all the other PGs according to just about every analyst. Boston still could’ve traded away the #1 to some other team…

Something tells me when push comes to shove, if the 76ers are lucky enough to be in that situation, NBA players will still accept millions of dollars a year to be the 7th and 8th guys on the depth chart if it means winning on a championship on the back of a Simmons/Embiid pair.

I’m not sure this is the Jahill the Sixers want to die on

America: “wow, hearing accusations about a crazy Republican senate candidate from Alabama is probably the least surprising scandal ever!”

Warren Sapp? Is that really you?

I dunno. I once got crabs in a motel in Arizona.

Weird. We don’t even have good crab out here in Arizona.

Who? The “fuck her in the pussy” guy? No way.

Who needs football when you have the NFL.

Jesus goddamn motherfucking almighty Christ, this fucking goddamn fucking thing just fucking refuses to fucking die.

Power? Tech writer wannabes are a dime a dozen, the entire staff can be replaced PDQ.

Hate to break it to you, but HR is designed that way basically everywhere. They serve the company, not you. They only enforce employee protections because doing so protects the company from lawsuits.

The difference with MariFlow is that it learned to play Mario Kart by analyzing SethBling’s own gameplay. Using fifteen hours of capture footage, MariFlow learned Seth’s play style.

Wow. That escalated in a hurry. It was meant as light-natured ribbing, but good for you—my mom could use a good tongue lashing. She’s 74, fat, and nearly bald, but that would likely make her day. Keep up the good work!

Please tell us about the artisanal shave cream you use. Does it smell of elderberries?

So proud of you, really doing a great job.