No, they HEARD a lot of new words. That doesn’t mean they learned shit!

He then later quoted Kant: “Go Raiders!”

Bet he doesn’t even have a DUI. I hate him.

Funny enough, I was with a few giants fans and not even 10 seconds after this fantastic catch happened, all I heard about was how this catch has nothing on the David Tyree catch in the super bowl.

Got angry-eyed in an NYC bar because I enjoyed this goddamn great catch. Because Giants fans are joyless.

He knows and he needed to create the controversy for the clicks/views.

This is what happens when you decide to double-down on your edgelording after getting called out on it: you squander all of your goodwill.

It’s weird. It’s almost like waiting two years to get surgery for your shoulder injury is a bad idea for an athlete who throws things.

This is a downer.

It’s a shame they have to wait until week 2 to unveil the banner for throwing 2 TDs.

Jim Irsay bumming all of Luck’s pain pills isn’t helping matters either.

What’re you guys talking about?

I think it’s more like the “Oh shit, we’re getting sued over the Ezekiel Elliott suspension, we better try to clean up our history of arbitrary punishment and selective enforcement” move. Another 700 or so altered or extended suspensions and that should do it.

Rae Carruth’s gotta be looking at at least eight games, no?

Here’s the kicker...he’s a puncher.

This is the “oh shit, there’s 20 more counts of domestic violence we didn’t look at, plus Mr. Mara said it’s OK” move.

He’s eligible to play this week, right?

lol at the hacked defense

Hey, you may not have meant it this way, but your comment could also be applied to the sex act aka intercourse.

I don’t even know why he’s DMing her. Everybody knows he’s a catcher.