Naw, Goodell would cobble together a conspiracy theory that would somehow lead to Tom Brady being suspended for 4 games.

That’s the best thing I’ve seen in Madden in 20+ years

This is progress. Usually Cleveland police protest browns by shooting them.

People are getting very creative with their excuses to avoid watching Browns games.

I live in Yucatán, Mexico, where it’s not just super hot, but it’s very humid and the sun can be relentless. On a day when I’m really active, water isn’t enough and I will have one or two rehydrating drinks. I always know that I need them when they don’t taste disgusting. Electrolit is the common brand here and it is…

When was this written? Most of the north east is unseasonably cold, so “No matter where you are in the United States, this weekend has probably been hot, really hot.” is a bad way to start. If you can’t check the weather, why would we take health advice from you?

I’m usually loathe to defend my Jets, but the trade is really Sheldon Richardson, who has one year left on his deal and who they never intended to extend, in exchange for (1) being worse this season, so as to tank more effectively, (2) a 2nd round pick and, as an afterthought (3) Jermaine Kearse, a warm body at a wide…

maybe I’m missing something here

To be fair, Kearse is by far the best receiver on the Jets depth chart.

The only explanation is that they thought the trade was for a time machine and Jevon Kearse.

Team officials say they were inspired by the Jets’ abandonment of their football experiment.

Never break eye contact. Stare directly into the eyes of the person you are speaking to always. Assert your dominance. I promise this is good advice.

He looks ok in his profile picture at least:

You’re overlooking the other possibility, perhaps because it is too horrible: That Trump gets reelected in 2020 and they run on a 2024 ticket.

Star for burnt husk!

I agree with Trump making MAGMA. Make magma flow all over the world until it is nothing but a burnt husk. Let the magma burn away all signs of man. Curse the magma as it marches across our lands. Watch the magma consume those that anger it, those that disobey it. This is the future we deserve.

Fine, but it doesn’t really explain why Arya would suddenly feel all murdery with her sister, and start talking about taking her place to wear her pretty dresses—something she explicitly has been shown not to care about.

“What To Do If You’re A Woman Who Struggles To Orgasm”

i want some. get me some. kinja deals?

“More like Pelican’ts, amirite!?”