I think it’s more like the “Oh shit, we’re getting sued over the Ezekiel Elliott suspension, we better try to clean up our history of arbitrary punishment and selective enforcement” move. Another 700 or so altered or extended suspensions and that should do it.

Rae Carruth’s gotta be looking at at least eight games, no?

Here’s the kicker...he’s a puncher.

This is the “oh shit, there’s 20 more counts of domestic violence we didn’t look at, plus Mr. Mara said it’s OK” move.

He’s eligible to play this week, right?

lol at the hacked defense

Hey, you may not have meant it this way, but your comment could also be applied to the sex act aka intercourse.

It’s a get in and get out game.

I don’t even know why he’s DMing her. Everybody knows he’s a catcher.

Retired, already? Some people are just in it for the money and not the art I guess.

Naw, Goodell would cobble together a conspiracy theory that would somehow lead to Tom Brady being suspended for 4 games.

That’s the best thing I’ve seen in Madden in 20+ years

This is progress. Usually Cleveland police protest browns by shooting them.

People are getting very creative with their excuses to avoid watching Browns games.

I live in Yucatán, Mexico, where it’s not just super hot, but it’s very humid and the sun can be relentless. On a day when I’m really active, water isn’t enough and I will have one or two rehydrating drinks. I always know that I need them when they don’t taste disgusting. Electrolit is the common brand here and it is…

When was this written? Most of the north east is unseasonably cold, so “No matter where you are in the United States, this weekend has probably been hot, really hot.” is a bad way to start. If you can’t check the weather, why would we take health advice from you?

I’m usually loathe to defend my Jets, but the trade is really Sheldon Richardson, who has one year left on his deal and who they never intended to extend, in exchange for (1) being worse this season, so as to tank more effectively, (2) a 2nd round pick and, as an afterthought (3) Jermaine Kearse, a warm body at a wide…

To be fair, Kearse is by far the best receiver on the Jets depth chart.

The only explanation is that they thought the trade was for a time machine and Jevon Kearse.

Team officials say they were inspired by the Jets’ abandonment of their football experiment.