Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

Two obvious takes

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

THANK YOU

Bringing a championship to Cleveland - especially in the way he did it, beating a 73-win team - is more of a professional (and especially personal!) gain than any other place he could have landed in 2014, save maybe Golden State.

Love Triangle (n): a situation in which Party A (e.g. Carmello) is involved in an existing relationship with Party B (e.g. the Knicks), but is more attracted to Party C (e.g. the Rockets), with that Party A-Party C interest being mutual.

Get used to it. I felt the same way when I realized that Justin Trudeau is a month younger than me.

So fucking excited. Not just for the Doctor as female thing (though that too) but also because Whittaker is a damn fine actress.

Heavy PEDing.

Can’t be worse than this:

Right, but somehow when I have conversations at the tennis courts with 18-year-old boys about their underwear I’m in the wrong? SMH.

You should absolutely beat yourself up for wearing double denim, though.

You’re right. They should cast Shaq. Duh.

...Will Smith spent about 18 years showing that he’s got a hell of a lot of talent, then figured he could relax and just take whatever jobs he wanted. Dude’s got his life down pat, and I respect the absolute shit out of him for that.

I assume Jake Gyllenhaal is busy?

Mother’s rights can be a bitch sometimes.

Why does she even want visitation? She clearly doesn’t give a fuck about the child as evidenced by this case; why does she want to see him?

Any person with at least a partially functioning brain can tell you a hotdog is not a sandwich. There is no debate. There was never a debate.

Nah, surprisingly perky for her age.

This makes no sense.