fer gods sake makee him shave

He’s a top-30 player of all time. But we give Shaq shit for his FTs, we give countless great players shit for not being able to shoot, we give LeBron shit for putting his left sock on before his right or whatever, and these are skills that would take hundreds of hours of specific development, possibly to the detriment…

+1 Riot

Yakkity-Sax even.

The most bricks I’ve seen thrown in LA since 1992.

Those other guys don’t have guaranteed million dollar contracts.

I don’t know why you’re calling this bad. It’s exactly what I wanted to see.

Seems like this video would have been better set to circus music.

You are clearly not familiar with demarcus cousins.

Bad game?! I don’t know what you guys are talking about. He’s averaging over twice as many points per game as his old man did at Washington State.

Lavar said that if Lebron played on the Lakers with Lonzo they’d win the title. I’m related news, if I played with Lebron on the lakers they’d win the title but I wouldn’t take so many bad threes.

I don’t know why, but Dwyane Wade spends more time on the court doing not basketball things than anyone I know.

And here I thought that Brazilian soccer team had release problems.

The kid’s 19, playing with a brand-new team, half of whom he probably met this afternoon, at the toughest and latest-developing position in the game - I’ll give him a pass on the shooting.

The crazy thing is him getting listed at 6'6" when he measured 6'3.5" (without shoes). That’s quite an exaggeration even for the NBA unless he had some growth spurt I missed.

“You mean the NBA isnt full of 6'1 players guarding me i can just shoot over all game?”

When in doubt, there’s Matt Barnes or Nick Young

So he’s not buying the Marlins either?

De’Aaron Fox outscored Lonzo (34 minutes) in his first four minutes.

You know, as someone who hated the Lakers for years pretty much just because of Kobe, I was a bit sad when the Mamba retired, because...who was left to hate? Just a bunch of kids breaking into the league. Sure, D’Angelo Russell had the thing with the video, but hate-worthy? Nah. But now, with Lonzo & Lavar in town, I…