I remember thinking after that trade that it was pointless as Brooklyn wouldn’t be bad enough for the pick to matter and the players were too old to win anything. I was half right.

I would be interested to see if the MLB agrees with the call upholding the spirit of the rule. Obviously, publicly they will agree with it, but what happens when the season ends. Will there be a rewrite? (A simple one would be to disallow slides from a feet first position)

Either Brady gets wrecked by the Madden curse and lots of fans are happy. Or he vanquishes the Madden-curse and lots of fans are happy.

He doesn’t know because it’s pronounced Nuculur.

It will force a lot of people that have policy exceptions to allow their shitty old systems they need to modernize (so they are a lot less hackable)... to actually do so. Or get a new exception to policy.

President Trump is probably wondering why people keep lighting his walls on fire that protect his computers

The problem is that there are fewer children (and thus workers) per old person (retiree) than when the tax was created. And that number is shrinking.

Hopefully. Why would the Executive Branch investigate the Executive Branch. This is just a terrible idea.

It’s funny how so many liberals were calling for his firing and Trump now fires him... and they find another reason to complain about it. (and for the reason said liberals wanted... he botched the Clinton email situation.)

I know it’s a joke, but Trump won’t want to give any of his inner circle to jobs. They are more useful as advisors. I would expect someone else. (Rudy Guiliani)

Future? He’ll be lucky if the CTE doesn’t get him to put a bullet in his chest by 50. I like making edgy jokes, but this isn’t even funny anymore.

I realize the article made this joke, but when you are cut from the AAA team of this Braves team, it was time to retire. If you weren’t sure, this guarantees it.

7 years does a lot to an athlete’s body.

I’d laugh more at this if it weren’t true...

Jim McElwain doesn’t have friends, because he takes pictures like this.

From UNC? #FakeClasses

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Instant replay is bad because they use the same tech from years ago. We can track tennis balls within millimeters of the bounds lines. Why can’t we track a baseball going near a huge pole? (We can, but baseball would flip if we wanted to put chips in baseballs)

This is why I hate purists and will gladly go back to baseball when they finally wake up and adopt technology of the 2010s.

Or a more deadspin approved meme: