Bah. Just go to the bar in the morning.

I’ll second this. One of the power ports on a battery stopped working for me after 17 months(!) (18 month warranty) and they replaced it no questions asked.

I’ll second this. One of the power ports on a battery stopped working for me after 17 months(!) (18 month warranty)…

An underappreciated movie.

Unless you’re Greg Brady.

The Frank Underwood method works well. And it wins you a juicy cub reporter as well.

And after you’re done with the food in the picture, you can go get something to eat.

Chewing gum works pretty good. Only problem is getting it out of your ears afterwards.

He’s already been convicted.

Unfortunately this is SOP in the Commonwealth. It would be a little easier to take if he had been a model prisoner, but from what I read that is not the case. I think they also put a TV in the coffin with the fellow he killed, though, so at least it’s fair.

Can you bring nips through security?

That’s not Florida, that’s Key West.

Tip: avoid mini-golf if you’re both hyper-competitive people like Mrs. Masshole and me. I still have a mark on the top of my head where the putter hit me.

Any 6th grader should be able to answer the first two.

Route 6 is a traffic-clogged death trap in the summer.

Did somebody really sit there and continuously surf the web for nearly 12 hours?

I’m not ignoring them. I’m only asking about humans. Maybe it’s a coincidence.

Is it coincidence that the average length of a menstrual cycle is close to the lunation period?

The original article is targeted towards executives and those who want to be one.

Also ventilation.

Ice dams are typically caused by a warm roof. This causes the snow underneath to melt and run down, where it gets trapped. Better attic insulation and ventilation will help.