Remember when the Craftsman hand tools were Made in America and had a Lifetime Warranty?

Remember when the Craftsman hand tools were Made in America and had a Lifetime Warranty?

That sucks, no doubt. But you are not looking at it the right way.

Unless I’m reading it wrong (it is confusing), the new rules on “file and suspend” don’t apply to people born before April 30, 1950.

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When I first started working, back in the day, a meter high disk drive cabinet which stored 1(one, uno) GB was state of the art.

When I first started working, back in the day, a meter high disk drive cabinet which stored 1(one, uno) GB was state…

If you’re nervous, get there early. Bring a book.

“as a shortcut, halve the number of calories and that gives you the percent”

I’m still ticked I didn’t get the Dremel tool yesterday. Curse you Amazon!

I’m still ticked I didn’t get the Dremel tool yesterday. Curse you Amazon!

+1 I actually prefer the M40s (which I’m listening to at this very minute) for this very reason.

+1 I actually prefer the M40s (which I’m listening to at this very minute) for this very reason.

7th grade here. 40 years.

+1 for YOINK

I guess that’s the rub. They can’t. There is a big difference between simply “shacking up” (their term) for sexual, social, and economic convenience (nothing wrong that, mind you, so long as everybody’s on the same page) and a long-term commitment.

Drat, the Dremel tool is already gone! It sold out between the time I put it in my cart and checked out!

Drat, the Dremel tool is already gone! It sold out between the time I put it in my cart and checked out!

4. How will you deal with the inevitable changes in yourselves which may make the original agreements no longer valid?

I finally fixed my black thumb by letting my wife take care of all the plants. It’s definitely an inbred talent. And I ain’t got it. I’m under a script proscription against going anywhere near the plants.

Always good to see the author give it right back.

Congratulations on reopening a discussion that consumed 80% of the bandwidth in the alt.folklore.urban newsgroup in the mid-90s.

You sound like you have a Chip on your shoulder.

I’ll probably get flamed for this, but...last time I took CPR, the instructor said “I’ll have you out of here in 20 minutes. First off, this isn’t rocket science, you can learn it in 5 minutes. Second, the chance of you as an amateur ever actually doing more good than harm with it are basically zero. Unless you’re in…

Can dogs/cats have DNR orders?