And what’s half of 2080? 1040! Ever wonder why they picked that number?

This is the year I finally rock full-size bars. Thanks for the tip.

I have now heard 3 different accounts of this happening from friends and relations. As I said: “maybe”.

“...they’ll take your old mattress away for free.”

What’s “roaming”?

Also, be willing to sacrifice their lives to protect *your* weenie ass, even while knowing your opinion of them.

To pile on: buying this printer has been a life-changing experience. Kept my old Epson for the scanner, otherwise it would have been target practice.

To pile on: buying this printer has been a life-changing experience. Kept my old Epson for the scanner, otherwise it…

True, but that’s far from the grossest thing in that room.

But does it really have its own weather forecast? Meaning someone issues a report predicting whether or not there will be clouds or rain?

Disneyworld folk wisdom: leave a clear bag with an obviously dirty diaper hanging from the handle to “dissuade” folks from walking off with your stroller.

No 3rd party candidates on yer ballot? I’ve never voted for a major party candidate for president or (with one particular exception) congress, and I’ve voted in every election for a long time.

That’s a terrific idea, but can you get a good solder joint (i.e. get the thing hot enough) while the bolt is in the bike?

It takes 10 minutes to learn how to sweat pipe and about 1 minute to sweat an ice maker connection in. And who doesn’t like to use fire?

Audi R8

Go to Israel, where total strangers will not hesitate to ask you how much money you make or how much your house cost or how much money you have in the bank or any number of details about your financial life. And it’s not considered to be prying or offensive.

Only with a 6s

Can you get it to read the weathet to you instead of just displaying it? I’m talking about waking up in the morning, saying “Hey Siri, what’s the weather today?” and have it read it back to me so I don’t have to get up and look at the screen.

Anybody try to launch it horizontally?

Sorry about the typo. My bad. And sorry about the “money talks” rule, but I didn’t create it.

Argghhh.... “To Insure Prompt Service”