Tipping helps. A lot. TIPS == To Ensure Prompt Service, after all.

What about gambling, drinking, and wenching?

Wow. Just wow. And just in time for my 12 hour flight next week!!

Antibiotics, vaccines, and anesthesia.

Ok, then. Never mind.

Thank you for contributing to the depletion of fossil fuels and to global warming.

Whew. Just installed two new shower heads last week, and then this survey comes out. Biting my nails until I see that the ones picked are exactly the ones I got. Thanks!

Whew. Just installed two new shower heads last week, and then this survey comes out. Biting my nails until I see…

I find a lot of the settings under Accessibility are convenient even if you don’t need them for strictly accessibility reasons, e.g. Bold Text, Button Shapes, On/Off Labels, LED Flash, Noise Cancellation.

Not sure I understand - latex rinses out with soap and warm water, so if you rinse the brushes out immediately after use, why do you need all this?

Thanks. Unfortunately my sewing skills consist of “Honey, can you sew this for me please?” but I’ll give it a go.

Thanks. Never saw one with blue strips like that. I’ve wanted to make some additional or better placed strips for mine and have wondered what is the best way.

Is that Grid-it modded? How’d he do it?

And let’s not even get started on the miles-per-gallon shtick (20% higher MPG does not mean you use 20% less fuel).

This. Our division once moved to a new building. The company’s line was “we’re spending X million dollars making the building really nice, ‘cause we want our emloyees to be happy.” The resident wag cum sage cum cynic did a quick calculation and said “if they really want to make us happy, take the X million and divide…

Re the LED bulbs: check if your local power company has some sort of energy audit program. Mine does, and so a nice man came out and installed $600 worth of dimmable LED bulbs in my house for free.

Re the LED bulbs: check if your local power company has some sort of energy audit program. Mine does, and so a nice…

Is that George C. Scott in the roll-up hat?

Anonymous letter?

Can we please bring back that starry livery?

Learning a foreign language is a perfect example of this principle. You will look like a complete idiot in public, just accept it.

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