You do know speck is already cooked, right?

Why would you affect the worst habits of NFL fans for soccer? The point of watching soccer is to NOT be that guy.

Sean Rodriguez is a prime Guy to Remember candidate. Dude has like one memorable moment and it was him breaking his hand beating the shit out of a gatorade cooler yet he’s somehow had a 12 year major league career as a .226 hitter with a career 5.2 bWAR.

A guy I knew ate the cardboard his frozen lasagna came in without noticing. He did poorly when his wife wasn’t home.

Someone with no kids voluntarily joining a two-day road trip with a family that includes 1- and 4-year-olds is one of the craziest fucking things I’ve ever heard. After about hour eight, he’ll probably call ahead to a urologist in Florida and schedule a vasectomy before even returning home to Chicago.

Multiple funnies going on here but I laughed out loud at the thought of this wedding invite:

I tried the chicken wing trick where you dry rub your wings with salt and baking soda and let them sit in the fridge for 24 hours before baking to help the skin crisp up like you’re frying them. I either used the wrong kind of salt or mis-measured, cause they tasted like the dead sea. I ate 6 of them

The little “tip” at the end of this comment is extremely annoying.

I mean, that’s a pretty standard response to anyone who asks if they can bring their kid to your wedding, when it clearly says no children on the invite. Don’t care if you’re a Cousin, no kids!

Billy is Deadspin’s Colin Cowherd please don’t @ me

Why, do the boxes taste better? 

Rob Gronkowski says he couldn’t sleep for weeks after a fairly routine hit in the Super Bowl

As someone who has worked wayyyyy toooooo many years in “Corporate” environments, I know that familiar well. When youve bought a new house you can get less militant. When you got 3 young children to feed you can get less angry at the slights. When your wife quits her job cause she couldnt deal with the bull ish…

We’ve finally found a Redditor that believes women should be allowed to play sports, so that’s a good start.

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

Yep, the Rockies are now 5th in attendance this year despite one of the worst seasons in years. Why? Because you can still get cheap seats, and it’s a beautiful stadium and fun experience. People don’t go when you charge them $30+ apiece to sit in the upper deck for a meaningless game.

Who’s the lone gentleman here?  It’s me, right?

“I gave up years ago.”

I thought Rich Boy was into Ds...