It’s called BANANA bread for a reason, mom!

PRETTY FUCKING BAD MY BRO

how often do you wash your pants tho. The point of underwear is so you can wear your pants like 5 times before washing them.

You don’t like eating fried giant spider guts?

that last sentence

I push it to the side personally

Lol at the“We” pay them well.

“Goldendoodle”. Jesus man. Just call it your dog. 

Maybe she somehow got the idea that he is violent and unstable...

Huge indicator that anyone didn’t anyone offer him a job during the post-season when was employed by another team and doing so is clearly a violation of multiple NBA rules. 

Did this blog get picked up by some Alt-right aggregator or something? The comments have been unbelievably terrible. 

This is some super-powered victim blaming shit. 

“If you are still drinking beer in 2019". Are we not drinking beer anymore? Why didn’t anyone tell me?

ITS THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIE EVER

“Well, it is Oklahoma.”

always gladiator truthers

Jay Glazer is like 5'5' so I’m not sure how this picture works

It’s a great park and the beer is cheap!

Gold is non-reactive so nope. Since you are ungreyed on this site, the black stuff was probably parts of your soul. 

You should have tried my method: letting them bounce off your face and then flailing for it.