It’s really going to impact thier interpretation of how jesus wouldn’t want single-payer healthcare

Why, what's your favorite flavor of Icee?

Meanwhile Carson Palmer was....

No, no it doesn't.

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Q: “What’s to hate about Salisbury steak?” 

Not if you are a Browns fan!

You said cute and then I was like “Maybe I can play this with my young kids.” and then I watched the trailer...

I think you are being optimistic predicting that a tireless liar and moral-free conman would NOT become rich in the US in you changed his origin. He would probably be quite successful in whatever sphere he was born in.

Probably the same. 

“Everything else in life comes with a single, non-negotiated price”

Why is the NBA's cap so goddamn complicated. 

That is one fine looking car.

If you think this is eclectic, should’ve seen craigslist personals...

Everytime I eat there, I either shit 10 times in a day or I don’t shit for 3 days. It’s unpredictable which one it is.

yeahbut, that 10-day DL is really throwing off those numbers.

because disney world bloooooooows

you already know the answer

Do you think Blake Griffin traded himself, or?

Wait, you would vote for trump? Really?