Because people on the internet are terrible and someone might actually spend the time to find this person and harass/swat them for no other reason than the laughs. 

A few brake double taps will usually solve that problem. 

I apparently missed the Rich Bartel era, as well as the fact the he ever existed...

That is list is leagues better than Fitz’s...

I’m with you! Apparently he is this doofy looking guy, which is a face I am positive I have never laid my eyes upon:

“Established in Chicago in 1898 as an amateur football team”, a status they have worked hard to maintain since. 

According to the Wikia, that’s the slide homer got stuck in waaay back in the day. 

haha you mad

Goddamn, he dropped down from 154 (at 8% body fat) to 125?

Lighten up, Francis.

Why? Because the Nuggets made it to the conference finals once? Who cares?

Don’t make me link the greatest Deadspin article of all times.

It’s 19 words and one of them is “lies”, bud.

This is one of the sloppiest NBA games I have seen in a long time. It was like watching bad college basketball. 

Even before the snap it seemed like they should have taken the holding penalty. 4th and super-short is too-makeable. 

Exactly. He got hit in the head and then sat there for 90 seconds. His legs weren’t hurt, he could have scooted his ass out of the way. 

So, he dissipeared in a playoff game?

This honestly would be a smart move for both teams, and so will never, ever happen. 

Yeah but, the % of minor leaguers to ever play a MLB game is minuscule compared to NFL draftees. If he is drafted in the 1st round he is going to get a shot in the NFL.

I feel like if the A’s were willing to offer him $15 million to play baseball now, someone will take him on a minor league team 3 years from now.