He almost certainly is!

The ball was tipped. Not because his lineman was blown up. Because he line-drived a 42 yard kick like it was a 62 yard kick. 

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

The strange thing about soaking fruit in pure alcohol is that the alcohol tastes fruity and the fruit tastes like pure booze.

I think that the second point is it only took .4 million for him to uproot and leave his old team (to a much less nice place to live). Obviously some discontent there.

FUCKING BALLERS

do you live on the moon

Excited for the butter related jokes I am going to find in these comments...

Boiled chicken. BOILED. CHICKEN.

Not English, but British. 

Out of touch ex-College BB fan here, is the Pac-12 still butt?

but like what about stalled cars or fallen trees on the road my dude

Ah yes, I’m sure with their stellar draft record there is no way they can screw it up. 

he was a running back

He tried to murder him, he just missed

Yeah, she probably should have played a little defense there instead of returning to the knuckle buffet for another serving

Unless you actually watch thier games and notice that he is quite obviously a moron.

Except that they have won with radically different teams and designs. Big plays down the field, short accurate passes, run game, defense first, etc. 

is he tho

I mean he managed to win the AFC south and will lose in the first round of the playoffs this year. I feel like 50% of the random people on the street could do that with the roster he has been given.