That used to be a great paper. There were my go to for breakdowns on all the Propositions.

Jesus. They look like the cost $8.99 at the carwash. 

In case a Chinese Fire Drill breaks out, of course.

Guess what color his skin is? I bet you can!

Do you think these policies really don’t affect people, white man?

To summon this one proudly talk to reporters three times about you won’t fall in line with the republican party....and then fall in line with republican party.

Man if I were him I would have developed a sudden migraine during that Peterman game. He is a bigger man than me, that’s for sure. 

The best thing about Buffalo is cancer-related. Nope, no joke there. 

Whoa whoa whoa, they had a chance to put up like 10 points. Maybe 13 if they got lucky. 

How did you even have time to buy that many losman jerseys? How long was he even on the team?

Hopefully "do not resucitate"

Great toy, for kids and drunk adults.

Great toy, for kids and drunk adults.

I was like “Why weren’t these more popular??!?!?!” and then I saw the price tag. Holy shit.

Or...It’s not the customers fault, it’s just a shitty way to do things that only exists because it’s legally protected.

Do you have to pay more to get someone’s surly teen daughter or do they pay you to take her off their hands?

Why the hell would you want three lambos?

Deep Fried beef burger! It’s a thing in the UK.

He did.