Lol, what did you expect? 

*checks news

what did it do to your body?

Fruit pickin’ is a great family activity. 

Also, one of the emperors though he was a real Gladiatin’ bad-ass and did some crazy shit like: Chain down a hundred or so poor people in the shape of a giant man and beat them to death; systematically murder 20 or so crippled bears, one after another over a period of like 6 hours.

Kind of related: not all of the fights were to the death, there was a fair amount of stage management, etc. So, I GUARANTEE that were old roman dudes in robes complaining about how their murder sport wasn’t as ‘tough as it used to be”. “

I tried it. I don’t get it either.

Oh no, there go their plans of him blowing two WS games....

Damn

These things can’t dive lower than people in scuba suits...

You know that the truck and the trailer are different and often attached to each other for very short periods of time right?

yes let’s talk about the Reds pls

whoa

I pictured Bo Bice for some reason. He could do it. 

is this a .gif or a picture

Because your helmet touches most of the top part of your body and when people run into each other at full speed, things move around, even if your intentions are good.

This would be cool tho 

It is. He looks like an eel.

On one hand, I don’t see how a lot of these could be avoided without playing a totally different game.

Captain Picard, no!