There were so many ways to make a browns joke and you picked the best one

EVERY. DAMN. TIME.

Once Andy left I found it hard to give a damn. There was like 15 years in there when it was the most important thing in the world to me, but everyone was new and Chip was an ass. I think I am better off now. It’s just laundry, really.

I love being on the west coast and listen to old white people complain about newcomers, when every single one of their family history is like 72 years long at most.

I thought Toronto was a frozen jewel of city?

Don’t listen to Drew (who chooses to live in Suburban DC of all places hahahahaha), Denver is great.

A MOVIE IS GOOD SO OTHERS MOVIES CAN’T BE GOOD!

Lived in Ireland. Racism is VERY MUCH an Irish problem too. 

How the hell are non-compete contracts legal

They had a contract. They had to pay them. If they could have wriggles out of it, tryst me they would have. 

I honestly feel like ESPN organizational stupidity increased around the time their partnership with the NFL grew, and that this is no coincidence.

Commenters were at war with Kinja: Commenters had always been at war with Kinja 

Lots of them did! Thier beliefs were still stupid/ bloodthirsty and awful!

I mean, speed is meaningless without resistance no?

That turned out well right?

Is anyone else slightly afraid that the sun is a living sentient being that this probe will alert to our existence causing it to reach out a tendril and wipe our planet clean of what it regard as a mold infestation?

Yes, and the baby boomers of course are totally objective about how important their cultural moments are in the overall scheme of things.

jesus man

Monsters Ball and Winnie the Pooh are basically the same story. Makes sense to me!

There used to be a lot of skull fractures. And deaths. From skull fractures.