How big was the head of the person that this helmet was made for?

“So you are saying we can have...wide Receivers on our team? You are going to have to go over this again.”

Like...inside the plane or? That’s how planes would work now? 

This first one is a tackle. A football tackle. That happens....900 times per game.

How many hours do you need, sailor?

fucking freedom goats. I would vote for one of those. 

He failed out of clown college.

I am 100% in agreement with this.

Jez and root seem to have some kind of rivalry. And the Jez commentariat is totally poisonous...

Is that you KD?

Matty Deladova is a power bottom

Have you ever been? South LA has got lots of beautiful houses, amazing restaurants, and a long history of black success.

When you pay 2.5 mill but you didn’t do anything wrong. Puh-leeze

srsl tho, with beef so crazy cheap why would you put breadcrumbs in it. 

I suggested that maybe an obvious asshole who posted a rape video and took down the place that they worked in part because he made a child sex joke during a deposition was not worthy of being feted like a god on his way out.

hey hey hey

Man I really wish some NK sniper had skipped a bullet that way just to see him shit his pants

The comments in this one were great. 

Why do Colts fans hate Hank Baskett?

The royals are worse than the mets!