The CIA sold straight, uncut cocaine. Crack was good ole american ingenuity.

I think he knows it exists, but I bet a million bitcoins that he thinks it it’s god rightful punishment.

The one star reviews on Olivers books are a wild ride.

I was like this when I saw Avatar in 5-d or whatever. I was trying to convince myself that it wasn’t actually that shitty, I was just too high until I sobered up and was like “Nope! That fucking sucked!”

wut

I would have been down for more crotch-stabbing in TLJ. Just saying.

Rewatch the first three with critical eye! Return of the jedi fucking blows!

The same guys who think the world is ~4000 years old?

They can! but they won’t....

That’s what you think!

Yup. Some lady died during a water drinking contest for a radio station a few years ago, and some raver kids die every few years....

Dude, he is ‘in shape’ shape in that pic.

That is like the 12th least weird thing that happens in that particularly fucked up book. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uzumaki

I think he means they gave up, but let’s just pretend it’s the other way

fucking ice burn

My irish grand-pop ate pickled pigs knuckles, while the jewish one ate canned sardines.

This story is amazing. but it honestly doesn’t even look that bad!

The whole Cofeve thing, while minor, was so instructive. That they could not admit a simple truth, that he mistyped a word in a tweet, and instead lied and lied and lied about it, was so amazing and telling about the whole administration.

hahahahahahaha burn

maybe my favorite one hit wonder of all time