Double starred for the username. Probably the best coach on the team rn, sadly.

“Arnie make cold puns.” Why am I sure that this is exactly how he would describe it?

I have been seriously considering watching this movie. Am I an idiot?

Nobody likes you.

They also live in NYC.

Oh yeah. DEFINITELY blame the fans for the Marlins unpopularity.

I would guess no. That earth coverage thing became common knowledge after satellite pictures of the earth.

I’m pretty sure it’s Chris Hansen and Chad Harper...

Goff is objectively the WORST qb in the league...

Dude, do you think you are on fangraphs or something? You are on deadspin, make a terrible pun and watch the up votes roll in.

Wow dude.

News flash, the U.S. supports a lot of dictators. Look up the U.S. history with Cambodia for fun. We were all in on the ole Khmer Rouge....

damn. 2 real.

I don’t understand this picture....Is it supposed to sarcastically prove that Buffalo is...? nice? or...? has a building?

She could handle my four-cylinder...

used to describe what are actually braids of course...

I think the assumption here is that when we do see the right guy, he is going to have little in common visually besides “young, black, male.”

It is...

aaaaaah. I didn’t even catch that the first time.

Too true. All of these idiots feed off attention.