“when he is hopped up on something-”

Man, just say no. Or air hug and kiss like a socialite. The Christian side hug is soooooo awkward.

What about the collapse of the entire financial system? Could happen!

That’s not a moon!

ahahahhaahahhahaha

“That’s why we traded you”.

He is making himself effectively a foot shorter with that shot. Not gonna work in a league where the AVERAGE player is 6'6

yeahbut.

I think they are! Which makes you wonder considering he is 20. How athletic will he be in 10 years?

Lol, people think a good comp for him is mid-30s Kidd.

because russians

OK FINE I WILL.

Oh, dad...

Because they don’t have the time/leadership to take them down.

More common dad joke, “far-away future” or “fraud-a-day”?

“volunteers were motivated by the prospect of being slightly less monitored than the average Chinese citizen.”

Bompton’s finest!

The story is literally driven by a mother-daughter relationship. You don’t help anyone when you act like this.

Well THAT’S not going to be much of a problem when he gets to the actual NBA....

AHHHG! It’s not any smaller! It just doesn’t work as well!