I have a theory that this is a bigger deal to fans than it is to NBA players. So many of them have dads that are ACTUALLY awful: abusive, addicts, etc, r totally absent from their lives until they get famous.

I bow to your superior knowledge, but I would point out that he managed to make a open 3 foot layup look slow and awkward.

I think with how slow and low it is you almost have to. It takes away sooooo much space from him. At least put it up two feet higher for goddsakes!

He is unassailably good at garnering attention.

how do you post 300 times a day and still have a blurry avatar...

I LITERALLY DID NOT EVEN KNOW HE WAS IN THE NBA

When LaVar mentally pictures his son’s future achievements, do you think it is with his head on his son’s body, his own self now, or his own self in his ‘prime’?

LOL at that third gif. I would not put that on my highlight reel....

WHY WOULD THEY ALLOW THAT! WHY WOULD YOU JUST NOT BUY INSURANCE IF YOU ARE SPENDING $500!!!

Dammit. My sarcasm was defeated by sincerity once again.

you are really just winning at life ain’t you

Fuck that dude. Reading his articles makes me disagree with my own opinions. I think he is a part of an undercover conservative disinformation campaign.

Another one! man, like clockwork. Does the invisible hand of the market jerk you off, or?

ahahahaah there’s always one, you sad motherfucker.

THE SANCTITY OF A CONTRACT!!!!!

Reading these comments just for the Libertarian/Capitalist douches trying to defend this!

In all honesty, this is the perfect job for him. Damn shame he didn’t discover this 9 years ago...

Jansen, man. The other team is playing an 8 inning game.

Something something run differential vs.wins-losses

I like your style