She had plenty. That girl can probably squat 600...

need a link for that carrot juice thing

Also, by whacking it to Instagram pages of models. So, whatever.

your gram-gram was a pussy

Dead cap money is not paying a player. And yes, it happens probably more often than not non-first contract players move to a new team.

“dealing with dead money for Suh even when he started playing in Miami” I mean, it was literally his next team so that is not unusual at all.

Eh, more like 1/15th.

They didn’t play night games in Wrigley until 1988? WTF?

Dodgers Fan here.

This is a good post.

Also, what if he, shocker, improves in his third season?

“He’s never going to have more value as a trade asset than he does today”.

It’s pretty crazy to trade him for draft picks, because the odds that that draft pick will ever be as good as him are very very low.

Fucking chess right here.

Yeah, that team could totally maybe make the bottom half of the Eastern playoffs for a year or two!

What would he get as an instant free agent? Teams would line up to max him, right?

Why, why are you watching Phillies games live? MLB will give you 2-3 minutes of concentrated misery the next day for free.

You son of a bitch

A few buttons...loose change...

How would you know? Ever hucked a few balls at a panda over the zoo fence?