ice cold my dude

Being worried about dying in a car crash is about as paranoid as worrying about heart disease as a smoker.

butt stuff my dude, butt stuff

That lady will follow that candle supply store to hell before she gives up.

+1 lit cigar

It would be like a better Tristan Thomspon joining the Warriors. Meaning, no one would give a flying fuck.

Man, that Payton Malone year was sooooo disappointing.

What is up with that weird haircut? I know that’s not in either holy book.

I never heard a single word about that until now. Strange.

You are trolling a feminist website about a marital affair, and talking about cognitive dissonance. Do you even own a mirror?

fuck off

Are you being...? A fucking pattern truther right now?

Get one of those wide-ass thin cloth hair bands that every girl wore too!

he like dat china white do

I was just picturing one of these. Sounds scary...

bitch please

Yikes. Didn’t read it but using “breed”, to describe an Isreali women, who is probably an Israeli because of murderous beliefs in eugenics is...special.

Jesus. Somebody call the burn unit! We’ve got a dead man here!

He was aroused by a 12 year old when was in his 40s.

IM FUCKING READY AS HELL