Strong too, apparently.

So they will adopt West Elm’s motto of “Stuff that looks nice on the internet and cheap as hell when it shows up at your door.”

Just cover up! A sunshirt costs $20 and lasts 10 years.

This asshole PINNED this tweet to his own page. Truth is dead, the only god is eyeballs.

How many people work at the MTA?

holy shit this thread has the highest ratio of puns to actual comments i have ever seen

basic.white.bitch.

Lol, yeah, they don’t usually check your deed first before they start billing you.

It’s a pretty reasonable take TBH. There are a lot of available numbers. It seems like they did it out of spite.

From watching him, it seems like he saves his few hits and runs for games where he has some space to give them up. He has been ridiculous this year.

TRIGGERED.

Honestly, it’s not really my area.

Burning fires create shade, they cannot be shade.

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They are English, of course they don’t talk shit. Also, do you follow the English international team at all? They are the saddest bunch of under-achievers the world has ever seen, talking shit as an English fan would be almost impossible.

This is so bad it’s good.

He is DISRUPTING CELEBRATIONS thank you very much.

Damn, I might have to make that my handle.

I feel like corn-dog batter would block sunlight pretty well, and also serve as a portable kid-snack. Just saying...

Not sure if you realize this, but actual sunlight is now different. Remember that whole Ozone layer thing? That blocks radiation? It’s not quite as strong as it used to be...