still funny

I was trying to make a strip club joke...the struggle is real.

That last one tho. you a genius. Do you spread papers around and shit?

Naked women dancing are Houston’s biggest attraction...

$37 apparently

And it looks like the Guaranteed from Den was $30 mill, and from Hou $37 million, so it seems like it is more than the money, that’s for sure...

Assuming easy stairs access: 4th floor and up. You should be able to walk two flights of stairs.

I think the story on this one is going be the guaranteed money difference.

Because she is addicted to that sweet sweet limelight.

You read this site but you can’t say the word god? You are a complicated person....

Democrats tend to be poorer and work more. Hards to volunteer when you are working two jobs...

Man, of course you get panalized for reaching across the table! Elbows behind the white line!

Using the Rockets to provide an example of him slicing up a defense is kind of cheating, isn’t it?

“Lynch was 27 when he really took off, and he was a much more bruising back than McCoy is.”

I’m sorry, what team are you referring to here? I’ve never heard of them...

Talk to me after the season. If i’m wrong, a beef and weck and two screamers on me.

I am sure they have no bias in reporting that at all! no sirree!

Young is not the word to describe McCoy anymore man. He is already on the downslope. The NFL moves fast.

I somehow wound up with this fool on my team two years in row...

Man, what else can they show how much they are over Chip? They are basically posting romantic pictures of them and their new girl in Facebook right now...