I was assuming they were on the top of the car with her, were going to drag her to a team of people to subdue her? But it is the Texas police, so who the hell knows?

you win

Put your mullet where your mouth is. Let’s see it, bro-cephus.

More like “Sammy Bro-oks beat Nebraska’s T.J. Dude-ley”, amitite?

you bastard

Good thing she’s not a married gay man who is some random executive. They would probably publish her ssn and fingerprints...

You are talking about Dolly, right? ‘Cuz Rihanna can sing her ass off....

Interesting. How many do you take at a party?

Is she turning into Dolly Parton?

This is the start of the most wholesome porn vid ever

Yeah, I immediatly thought “What about Thompson?”. Isn’t that his role basically?

Of course they have murdered the spurs when they played them.

How the hell do som many Christians use the bible to justify non-drinking? that book is swimming in wine!

hooooly shit real life burn

I don’t find her particularly pretty or attractive (physcially) either. But, you know different strokes and all of that.

EVERYTHING IS PROBLEMATIC!!!!!!! NO ONE IS AS WOKE AS ME!!!! LOOK AT ME PLEASE!!!!

“I DO NOT and WILL NOT play D&D”.

This suit is ugly. They really should have settled out of court.

On the other hand, those Atlanta jerseys are terrrrrrrible. They look like Jr. Ghostbusters or something.

“This makes Hillary Clinton more GOP establishment than Trump, she only disagrees with #2. She was for regime change in Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, and Libya. She is pro Nafta and strongly supported the Asian pact 8 months ago , and will strongly support it once the primary is won.”