That’s silly. I’m no Reagan lover but he was, you know, Governor of California. Some pretty solid experience right there.

It’s called the democrat party. We also need a new party for those of us who are socially liberal and fiscally liberal.

I really wish we could somehow split both parties in two, center and far right, center and far left. Unfortunately this basically has to occur simultaneously or the other party will simply dominate.

I am not talking about in this clip you puposefully oversensitive dummy, when she is being a reporter.

Women certainly can, but she apparently cannot. She is not real good at the whole talking on camera thing.

That’s because she is a bad sports reporter.

Well, it was already a basket by the time it was interfered with, right?

Yeah, the sober wagon does not sound like a fun place. I just think of a bunch of sad-sack addicts bouncing along on the back of this dusty wagon...

I think on the wagon means sober. So, off the wagon means using.

The fucking irony of these three people making life-changing decisions about young men’s physical fitness....

The Golden One! smdh

If this was about a girl, I would say that you really just want to bone her and you should admit it.

Why does brown Jesus still have relaxed hair?

Those were jokes.

Any connection between hand size and...you know....how far you can punt a football?

“as evidenced by his gutsy performance.” So they were watchingn the same fight I was!

That settles it. God reads Deadspin.

LOOKIT THOSE CHUBBY CHEEKS!

hoooly shit that is a nightmare