Holy shit! and then he feeds his tattoos beer! This video is amazing. I want to hang with this guy.

Also, do you notice all the guys trying to beer-block Darko, who promptly puts that wing span to good use for once?

I don’t think that is a music video, unless you count any video with music in it as a music video. This is a party being taped.

Man, that dude has balls. I wouldn’t walk in front of that line.

5 games for a pitcher = 1 start. That’s why they do it that way.

The jabronis jogging in from the bullpen to get in on the action is greatest thing in baseball. “Hey! I heard some pushing was going on around here?”

*whispers - they haven’t been that good

WIZARADS

Also, who the fuck cares how many rabbits can switch sex? What does this have to do with Bruce Jenner?

“Biological sex is in fact binary for essentially all mammals and most animals”. This is a goddamn lie. Even just with multi-celluar animals: gastropods, bugs, amphibians, there are so so many counter examples.

Much less since I stopped drinking cheap beer.

You kept those clothes and made her wash them? Jesus, you cheap bastard. Throw that shit away immediately. I have two kids and that pretty much my policy.

I think he did, I think that is just his hand fat

Is this sped up? He looks pretty fast, tbh.

You know that this was a positive play for the Mets, right? I know you probably aren’t too used to those ...

Ok, now please apply that same attitude to taking back the scouts from the wingnuts so I can send my son in a few years.

True. I was a bit shocked as well. Don’t usually see the N-word on deadspin comments.

Have you heard of youtube comments? Or espn comments, or fox comments, or any newspaper comments, or...anything?

What racist ass starred this?

Almost everything! the horror....