Hasn’t Jon Stewart been saying this about Fox News for 15 years? Doesn’t seem to have hurt them...

Subtle. Nice. (I assume the joke is that he is the whitest black man ever, right?)

Chris Rock gives no fucks about Latinos

YOU ARE A LIAR

But make sure you know that you were doing your duty and feel no remorse about it!

They are looking for a nice way to say “Tastes like hot asshole.”

boo fucking hoo. What a waste of your time, your Tebow defending hobby. Don’t you have some other privileged person’s rights to fight for? Why not go lobby for tax breaks for millionaires? Oh wait, you’re republican so you already do.

That’s definitely one thing he lacks, huh? Fans?

Isn’t the point of the Vegas lines not to predict, but to split bets as evenly as possible on both sides?

Why does he even bother?

No, no, you’re a terrific slouch.

That was a great steal. Such disrespect for his ability to shoot or dribble, and it paid off.

What was the context of that insanely long scoff? Was he joking?

firstrowsports, wiziwig.to, etc.

The internet is your friend.

Whoosh. Sorry.

Broccoli and Indian food are your picks for inoffensive odors from food?

Honestly I think it is a fair part of home field advantage.

Man, you are just so so much better than all of these people!

Because the NBA would never allow and if they tried it the commissioner would punish them into the stone age.