No no no. That’;s the killing part of it. Obs good at that. The being good at murder means you have to be able to keep murdering.

Also, with a 1000 sq foot condo, it would cost you $300? $500 max, if you used fancy movers?

Lol. Didn't even notice that. 300 miles is nothing.

I did. It was fucking awesome. Everything I wanted to do, with who I wanted to do it with, when I wanted to do it, and not a thing more.

Schwarzenegger was a surprisingly good governor.

Dear tips@deadspin.com. Please turn this into words on a page so that I can consume it. Sincerely, 85% of your readers.

I heard on the radio last night that 1 foot closer to the pitcher = 3 miles an hour in speed to the batter. Seems like a good idea, they basically pitching from 57 feet.

So sad when the Dodgers traded Gordon this year.

Seriously though, that is some sad shit.

Everything is problematic.

What happened in the game before? did he do the same thing?

The Master's. They are barely awake.

Allergic to ... grass? Lordy lordy.

You told me to bring a picnic basket with Banh Mi's but not my own liquor. And you are telling me I need to learn how to sports? Bruh, please.

You're a nurse and you didn't have the supplies to or couldn't take care of that thing yourself? C'mon man.

Wut.

What? Fuck you.

I think he should finally fuck that bear.

Nice.

I prefer NCAA because the goddamn NBA regualr season is 14 months long and basically meaningless, and the players and coaches treat it that way. The highlights are great, but actually watching a full mid-march game between two lower-seeds? Torture.