Stare at the showgirls! You beast! don't you know how shy those women are? You are supposed to keep your eyes on the ground at all times.

Urgent care! For that! What a wuss.

Dudes. You had to be 18+ with ID to buy condoms into that country well into the 1980s. They are super-uptight there. Like...Europe's El Salvador.

Jeeeeeee-sus.

Wait, wait, not to judge here (judging here) but instead of a 1 minute naked run to a dry car, you spend the entire night in a flooded tent in the middle of a storm? WTF? Why did you not just suck it up and go to the car?

and rudely at that?

I mean, there's really pretty much just one right? Plane crash? JC, does this happen with cars too, or just planes?

I have kids man. Weighed down is a great adjective.

That is super lame.

Perfect.

Monopoly is a really shit game. Takes forever, everyone hates each other afterwards.

Jeez. That's like a Dad's dream right there. Except for the horrible natural disaster, but still!

Seems clear. The answer was no. She avoided him as much as possible, and shit was awkward.

Obvious, but very well done. +1

Wait what? Letters for band? And for 'academics'? WTF is an academic letter? Like if you get good enough grades, you get a letter jacket? Varsity grades?

Seriously man. You picked a very small hill to die on.

#2, It’s almost like, maybe, he likes her and didn’t pick her based on pure appearance!

Last time I bought a car (a 1997 Honda for $1000) I had to pay $180 in title transfer fees and then another $160 a month later for registration. (California).

Goes both ways, man.

Yes, of course. I hear this like 3-4 times a week.